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All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

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Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.