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I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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Feeling like a twenty-something until bedtime hits at 9 PM ๐Ÿ˜‚โฐ #YoungAtHeart

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