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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.