Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?