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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

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Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.