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My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

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Facing my fears like a true warrior, one notification at a time! 📱😅🛡️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anxiety, back, face, fear, fears, humor, i, phone, procrastination, said, should, therapist, therapy, turned on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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