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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.