Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure ̷… Commentary:Ah, yes, nothing like choosing your own adventure just to discover you've picked the scenic route to Regretville! 😅🗺️🤦♂️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us. All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is. Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly. It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now. If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?