Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.