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The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining p…

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining p…

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Pasta steam facial: zero dollars, maximum relaxation 😉🍝💨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged burn, cooking, day, draining, face, food, humor, i, kitchen, me, pasta, relaxation, spa, spa day, steam, steam burn on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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