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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.