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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?