I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.