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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.