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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.