I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and… Commentary:Sounds like my scale is jacked into a lie detector… 🤥🔋➡️🤭📏🚫 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Got a new high score on my bathroom scale. Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me. Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale. Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom. Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.
