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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Reported on Messenger:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Just landed via Discord:

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

Just landed via Facebook:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.
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Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

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I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

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I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Live now on Facebook:

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Just landed via Reddit:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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