I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Fruits and fashion—the ultimate combo for sweet success! 🍉👗😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment. I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate. “What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really. If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist. I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.