An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.