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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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I’ve been blocked by better.