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I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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I reject cookies as a diet plan, but my browser might be losing weight instead! 🍪❌😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accept, confusion, cookie, enough, even, humor, i, internet, know, means, privacy, reject, started, technology on Jul 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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