Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ready to crack the case of the midnight munchies with my trusty sidekick, Scooby-Doo! 🐾🔦🔍 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it. This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out. Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom. My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film. I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.