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My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

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Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.