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On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

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That's one way to keep the air of mystery and perpetual confusion alive! 🤔😂💔

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged agree, anything, awkward, awkward moment, communication, conversation, date, dating, disagree, disagreement, every, first date, humor, moment, relationship, saying, share, time on Aug 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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