Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you… Commentary:Wow, reading Shakespeare feels like unlocking the "Where'd That Phrase Come From?" achievement on every page! 😄📜✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.” I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy. We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare. It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.