Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just another day in the feline dictatorship, where cuddles are mandatory and the naps are non-negotiable 😸😼✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you. If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.