My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time t… Commentary:When someone starts acting like they're auditioning for a soap opera, it's definitely time to skip to the next channel! 🎭📺😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read. Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving. God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.” I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.
