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When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

Commentary:
Sounds about right! It's like they have a PhD in "Mysterious Disappearances." 🎩🕵️‍♂️🔍

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apparently, back, busy, communication, dating, day, every, humor, irony, likes, man, relationship, start, talk, works on Sep 2, 2025 by slickboy.

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