When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works. Posted on4 days ago4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds about right! It's like they have a PhD in "Mysterious Disappearances." 🎩🕵️♂️🔍 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me. Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me. Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.