I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me. Posted on1 day ago1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you found your own personal coat rack with benefits! π§₯ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ No, you donβt understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend. Itβs awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know youβre eating his popcorn. Texting a man first feels like Iβm on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me. I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit. The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, Iβm not helping.”