An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is… Commentary:Sounds like a wild plot twist even Vonnegut would need extra coffee for! ☕😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk. I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled. Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem? I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic. I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.