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An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is…

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is…

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Sounds like a wild plot twist even Vonnegut would need extra coffee for! ☕😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcoholic, host, humor, kurt, Kurt Vonnegut, morning, morning show host, satire, secretary, Secretary of War, shit, show, vonnegut, war on Sep 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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