If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

The problem is I am always the problem.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.