I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Plot twist: the author fell asleep on the keyboard 😂✍️😴 Related Funny Posts 🤝 My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry. I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it. Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe. I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.
