Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down. Posted on7 days ago7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm at that age where laying down is the real party, and my bed is the VIP section! 🛏️🎉😴 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home. My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home. You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down. I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder. Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”