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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Commentary:
"Attention everyone: the red dot isn't just a fashion statement, it's also a surveillance system! 🕵️‍♀️🔴 Better watch your words around Indian girls, lest you become the star of their next reality TV show! 😂 #RedDotConfidential"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cultural, cultural reference, dot, everything, girl, honesty, humor, indian, Indian girl, lie, recording, red, red dot, reference on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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