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  • I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.
  • You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.
  • β€œI’d love to go to the moon” I said β€œbut on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”
  • I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.
  • β€œYou like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.
  • On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put β€œThe End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.