Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHandle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful. Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.
