Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They're just looking for their brain.

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“Next time someone rolls their eyes while you’re talking, just remind yourself that they’re on a mission to find their lost brain 🧠💭. Don’t feel bad, be proud that you’re keeping them entertained! 🙄😂”

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