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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Commentary:
"Being a fruitarian sounds peachy πŸ‘, but baby spinach deserves to grow up and fulfill its veggie dreams! πŸŒ±πŸ˜‚ Lettuce have some compassion for the leafy greens! πŸ₯¬ #VeggieDrama"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged baby, diet, eat, ethics, food, fruit, fruitarian, humor, i, idea, just, love, morality, spinach, vegetarianism on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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