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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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🧺 "Wouldn't it be fantastic if life had a 'dryer' setting to iron out all our wrinkles – both literal and metaphorical? Just pop yourself in, set it to 'wrinkle-free,' and emerge refreshed and smooth like a freshly laundered shirt. Ah, the dream! 😂✨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dryer, free, funny thought, great, great idea, humor, idea, put, self-care, thought, wrinkle on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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