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  • I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.
  • You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.
  • I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.
  • Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.
  • It’s always β€œyou’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.
  • You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!