You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.
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When someone knocks on your door and you suddenly turn into a ninja master 🥷🏼 ready to defend your domain! Remember, it's just a visitor, not the FBI looking for you! 😂🚪 #DingDongDefense

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