You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When someone knocks on your door and you suddenly turn into a ninja master 🥷🏼 ready to defend your domain! Remember, it's just a visitor, not the FBI looking for you! 😂🚪 #DingDongDefense Related Funny Posts 🤝 I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need. Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this? Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time? If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.