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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.