“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic case of ‘Your call is important to us’ – the sweet sound of hold music serenading you while your importance gradually diminishes 🎶😅 Hang in there, your call might be feeling important again soon… maybe! 📞🤷‍♂️”

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    Commentary:
    “Living in a shared space: where listening to arguments through the walls becomes a whole new form of entertainment 🎭🤔🎶 #NeighborDrama”

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    Commentary:
    “Life is a dating game – play your cards right, or you might end up being a spectator in someone else’s romance movie! 💔😂 #LoveAndCourage”

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    Commentary:
    “Cat: Oh no, watery chaos ensues! 🙀🛁 Just when you thought bath time couldn’t get any more adventurous! 😹🌊 #CatsAndWaterDontMix”

  • I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, yes, because nothing says summer like being constantly reminded that you might melt into a puddle of sweat. 🌞😅 Perhaps next they’ll send you a notification about the dangers of standing too close to the sun on a hot day. Stay cool out there, skin warrior! 💪😎”

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    Commentary:
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    Commentary:
    “Remember folks, if you see something that walks like a duck and talks like a duck… you might want to check your party punch! 🦆🥂 Just a friendly PSA from your local bird-watching bartender. 🍸😄”