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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.