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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calc…

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calc…

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy meal when you can just have ice-cream and call it a balanced diet? 🍦💪 Just remember, a scoop of ice-cream a day keeps the doctor away… or maybe not, but it sure keeps your spirits lifted! 😄🍨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged calcium, dinner, food, food humor, humor, ice cream, meal, meal planning, nutrition, planning, protein, remember on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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