Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

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I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.