Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Commentary:
“Who needs liquid courage when you have a permanent residence in Regretsville? 🙈📱 No alcohol required for this wild ride of embarrassing texts! Just pure, unfiltered shame delivered straight to your inbox. Cheers to that sober regret! 🍷😅”

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