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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest…

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest…

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"When you show someone the year they can retire, it's like forcing them to gaze into the abyss of adulthood and mortality 😱💸💼 Retirement age: the scariest bedtime story ever told!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged check, cry, goal, humor, just, life, life goal, reality, reality check, retirement, sad, sad truth, show, someone, truth, year on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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