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If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d…

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d…

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🐶 "When your dog catches you being a sleep paparazzi, it's time to lawyer up! 😂 Who knew that sleepy faces could be so incriminating? Someone's definitely on the naughty list now!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dog, humor, i, me, order, pet, photos, relationship, restraining, restraining order, sleeping on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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