Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.
  • To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.
  • “You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.
  • This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.
  • The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.
  • If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.