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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to c…

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to c…

Commentary:
"Well, when life gives you lemons, trade them for tequila! 🍋🥃 Who needs therapy when you have a liquor store clerk as your personal bartender? 🛒💁‍♂️ Just make sure you're stocked up for all your 'therapy sessions.' 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcohol, clerk, context, decision, help, here, humor, i, liquor, need, store, yes on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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