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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.