I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Commentary:
"By the time you hit your 80s, you'll be running for Congress… literally! 🏃‍♂️💨 Who says you can't be a political powerhouse in your golden years? Time to show those young guns what experience and a good pair of running shoes can do! 🌟 #SeniorCitizenInCongress"

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