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  • Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”
  • I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
  • Salt is just angry sugar.
  • Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
  • It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.
  • I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.