Commentary:
Ah, the great mystery of aging – accumulating keys that unlock doors to unknown realms like lost treasures or secret hideouts 
Who knows, maybe one day you'll stumble upon a portal to the fountain of eternal youth hidden amongst the clutter of your key ring! 
Just be careful not to lock yourself out of the present in your quest for unlocking the past 
#KeyToTheFuture #ForeverYoungKeys
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- After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.
- You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.
