A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

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Ah, the great mystery of aging – accumulating keys that unlock doors to unknown realms like lost treasures or secret hideouts 🗝️🚪 Who knows, maybe one day you’ll stumble upon a portal to the fountain of eternal youth hidden amongst the clutter of your key ring! 🗝️🌟 Just be careful not to lock yourself out of the present in your quest for unlocking the past 😄🔓 #KeyToTheFuture #ForeverYoungKeys

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