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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Making waves on Twitch:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

Going viral on YouTube:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Freshly posted on Slack:

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

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53 shares on TikTok this month:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

66 shares on Discord this month:

Windmill? Big fan.

52 shares on Discord this month:

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

17 shares on Instagram this month:

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

That looks like a problem for someone else.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

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I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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Young witches boil every cauldron on high.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

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Trending via WeChat:

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

Live now on Facebook:

Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

Spotted on Slack:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

Breaking via WeChat:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Making waves on Telegram:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Going bananas on Facebook:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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