A real smartphone would cut you off. Commentary:Guess my phone's waiting for me to finish another season on Netflix before it breaks the news 📱🤓🍿 Related Funny Posts 🤝 A real smartphone would know when to shut up. I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!” It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green. Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer. Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.
