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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compres…

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compres…

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"Feeling the pressure much? 🤣 Maybe it's time to upgrade from a blanket to a USB stick for that extra zip-file compression! 💾💤 #TechNapGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged blanket, comfort, compression, enough, humor, i, need, relaxation, relief, stress, stress relief, today, weighted, weighted blanket, zip-file on Feb 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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